Opponents of Trump are asking for the release of unaired footage from The Apprentice, which insiders have said contain even more damning footage of Trump behaving poorly. What could possibly be on those tapes that is worse than what we ‘ve already seen and heard? We have some theories.
Trump with a lightsaber in a garage.
That old lady doing “Rapper ‘s Delight. ‘
Repeated use of the horrifying, little-known, “Z-word. ‘
Lots of street-level shots of Trump skateboarding.
Trump motorboating two pumpkins.
Night vision footage of Trump staring directly into the camera while everyone else sleeps.
Trump practicing saying the word “pussy ‘ over and over in the bathroom mirror.
An extra 5 minutes from the last episode of The Sopranos.
Trump coming up with the idea for Jar Jar Binks.
Probably more bragging about sexual assault, right?
When a couple of lazy hunter-gatherers (Jack Black and Michael Cera) are banished from their primitive village, they set off on an epic journey through the ancient world in Columbia Pictures comedy Year One. In theaters June 19, 2009
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes.The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.