11 Hashtags That Won’t Go Viral

Try as they might, for some reason the following hashtags just never caught on.

#MilkyThighedDads

#IGotLeftAtTheAlterBecause

#CoolWaysToHug

#StillCosbyFan

#HiJeffreyTellMeAgainHowDoesThisTweeterThingWork

#FuneralSex

#BlackLightsMatter

#HashTag

#CargoShorts4Life

#ItsARareConditionThisDayAndAgeToReadAnyGoodNewsOnTheNewspaperPageLoveAndTraditionOfTheGrandDesignSomePeopleSayItsEvenHarderToFindWellThenThereMustBeSomeMagicClueInsideTheseGentleWallsCauseAllISeeIsATowerOfDreamsRealLoveBurstinOutOfEverySeamAsDaysGoByWereGonnaFillOurHouseWithHappinessTheMoonMayCryWereGonnaSmotherTheBluesWithTendernessWhenDaysGoByTheresRoomForYouRoomForMeForGentleHeartsAnOpportunityAsDaysGoByItsTheBiggerLoveOfTheFamily

#CargoShorts4Eva