11 Hashtags That Won’t Go Viral

Pitch, Funny Or Die October 14, 2016

Try as they might, for some reason the following hashtags just never caught on.

#MilkyThighedDads

#IGotLeftAtTheAlterBecause

#CoolWaysToHug

#StillCosbyFan

#HiJeffreyTellMeAgainHowDoesThisTweeterThingWork

#FuneralSex

#BlackLightsMatter

#HashTag

#CargoShorts4Life

#ItsARareConditionThisDayAndAgeToReadAnyGoodNewsOnTheNewspaperPageLoveAndTraditionOfTheGrandDesignSomePeopleSayItsEvenHarderToFindWellThenThereMustBeSomeMagicClueInsideTheseGentleWallsCauseAllISeeIsATowerOfDreamsRealLoveBurstinOutOfEverySeamAsDaysGoByWereGonnaFillOurHouseWithHappinessTheMoonMayCryWereGonnaSmotherTheBluesWithTendernessWhenDaysGoByTheresRoomForYouRoomForMeForGentleHeartsAnOpportunityAsDaysGoByItsTheBiggerLoveOfTheFamily

#CargoShorts4Eva

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Drought

Dollar Pizza November 18, 2014

A family prays for a miracle.

Community Front Page Regular RevShareICP Source: WP All Import The Other Kennedys

Marshall & James are cousins and very distant relatives of the Kennedys, so distant they’ve never been considered part of the family. When they fail to get a job or internship after their 1st year of business school, the pair finds themselves wasting time at their summer home on The Cape. (Written by and starring James Coker and Marshall Stratton. Directed and edited by Shane Tilston. Shot by Arlen Konopaki.)