By: Jason Flowers
The only thing spookier than these tweets is the thought of ending up alone.
me on Halloween vs me the rest of the year pic.twitter.com/jTYikrgf21
‘ FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) September 9, 2016
I just realized my Halloween costume for this year: I ‘m going as is-she-a-robot-or-a-real-person-idk-no-spoilers-please from Westworld
‘ LW (@lindseyweber) October 24, 2016
Put out a bowl with the best KING sized candys that says “gay kids ONLY” then candy corn for “normal kids.” Let’s make them rethink gender
‘ extremely online guy (@nickmullen) October 12, 2016
Ugh just got angry at a hypothetical Halloween party where two people are dressed as Barb.
‘ Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) October 14, 2016
I’ve seen some outrageous costumes before but this “Sexy Garfield” costume goes way too far pic.twitter.com/wb88cUElds
‘ Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) October 6, 2016
Everyone hates my 9th Supreme Court Justice halloween costume because they can’t see it.
‘ Kashana (@kashanacauley) October 24, 2016
Linda sorry to confront you at the office halloween party but you said my baby looks like Sean William Scott and he doesnt look like him
‘ josh (future ghost) (@ruinedpicnic) May 17, 2016