By: Jason Flowers
31 Tweets About Halloween That We’re Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day
The only thing spookier than these tweets is the thought of ending up alone.
me on Halloween vs me the rest of the year pic.twitter.com/jTYikrgf21
‘ FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) September 9, 2016
I just realized my Halloween costume for this year: I ‘m going as is-she-a-robot-or-a-real-person-idk-no-spoilers-please from Westworld
‘ LW (@lindseyweber) October 24, 2016
Put out a bowl with the best KING sized candys that says “gay kids ONLY” then candy corn for “normal kids.” Let’s make them rethink gender
‘ extremely online guy (@nickmullen) October 12, 2016
Ugh just got angry at a hypothetical Halloween party where two people are dressed as Barb.
‘ Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) October 14, 2016
I’ve seen some outrageous costumes before but this “Sexy Garfield” costume goes way too far pic.twitter.com/wb88cUElds
‘ Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) October 6, 2016
Everyone hates my 9th Supreme Court Justice halloween costume because they can’t see it.
‘ Kashana (@kashanacauley) October 24, 2016
Linda sorry to confront you at the office halloween party but you said my baby looks like Sean William Scott and he doesnt look like him
‘ josh (future ghost) (@ruinedpicnic) May 17, 2016