15 Things You Never Thought You’d Say Before You Became A Parent

I ‘d like you to meet my son, Brent.

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Brent, get your hands out of the toilet!

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I ‘m a parent. Brent ‘s parent.

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Be back by midnight, my son Brent!

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I wonder why my son Brent hasn ‘t called.

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Have you seen my son named Brent?

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No officer, my Brent wouldn ‘t do that sort of thing.

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This is my other son, Dale.

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Brent and Dale did what?!

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Brent and Dale, my two sons, you are grounded!

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What do you mean I can ‘t ground my two sons Brent and Dale because they ‘re in jail?

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Dale my son has always been such a bad influence on Brent my son.

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I have two sons, Dale and Brent. I also have two other sons named Dale and Brent. They have different mothers, so it ‘s not that confusing.

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Dale and Brent, my sons, we ‘re going to grandma ‘s!

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Pssst, Dale and Brent, my sons, I ‘m breaking you out of prison.