Topical Wedding Vows

‘Our love is like a strong wall built and paid for by Mexico. ‘

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‘On fleekness and in health. ‘

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(Leans in during wife ‘s vows) ‘Wrong. ‘

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‘I hope we ‘ll never get a Divorce, now on HBO and HBO Go. ‘

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‘I will take this nasty woman to be my lawfully wedded deplorable. ‘

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‘Till a random act of gun violence do us part. ‘

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‘I promise to accept the results of these wedding vows. ‘

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‘Black wives matter. ‘

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‘Nate Silver forecasts a long and happy marriage. ‘

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[Reads Michelle Obama ‘s wedding vows word for word]