By: Alex Pearson
The Little Drummer Boy Is Very Stoked To Hang Out With You For The Next Six Weeks
Pa rum pum pum pum
Guess who! It ‘s me, The Little Drummer Boy. I see you threw out your jack o ‘lantern. You know what that means, right?
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It ‘s time for us to hang out!
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We can go everywhere together: Malls, grocery stores, waiting rooms ‘you name it, I ‘ll be there. Don ‘t worry about the logistics. I ‘ll find you. We can take your car. You just worry about driving. I ‘ll find something we can sing along with on the radio.
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Let ‘s do it. Let ‘s hang out. All the time. For six whole weeks. Over and over again. Constantly.
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I hope I ‘m not coming off annoying or repetitive or anything.
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Did I ever tell you about the time I played my drum for Jesus?
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This is your life now. I am inside your head. I own you. Happy holidays.
