By: Pitch

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8 Reasons You Haven’t Been Flossing

I want my kisses to taste like ham hock.

I paid for that food!

I think it looks like spider webs.

I ‘m building a wall of plaque between each of my teeth, that will eventually result in two giant super teeth.

I just like that my handsome dentist can tell.

If I keep floss in the house, I won ‘t be able to stop myself from eating all of it.

I don ‘t have teeth

It ‘s pointless. I never flossed a day in my life and I ‘ve only had 7 cavities and 3 root canals.

That ‘s what my knife ‘s for.

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