By: Pitch
8 Reasons You Haven’t Been Flossing
I want my kisses to taste like ham hock.
I paid for that food!
I think it looks like spider webs.
I ‘m building a wall of plaque between each of my teeth, that will eventually result in two giant super teeth.
I just like that my handsome dentist can tell.
If I keep floss in the house, I won ‘t be able to stop myself from eating all of it.
I don ‘t have teeth
It ‘s pointless. I never flossed a day in my life and I ‘ve only had 7 cavities and 3 root canals.
That ‘s what my knife ‘s for.
