8 Reasons You Haven’t Been Flossing

I want my kisses to taste like ham hock.

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I paid for that food!

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I think it looks like spider webs.

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I ‘m building a wall of plaque between each of my teeth, that will eventually result in two giant super teeth.

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I just like that my handsome dentist can tell.

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If I keep floss in the house, I won ‘t be able to stop myself from eating all of it.

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I don ‘t have teeth

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It ‘s pointless. I never flossed a day in my life and I ‘ve only had 7 cavities and 3 root canals.

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That ‘s what my knife ‘s for.

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