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11 Things America’s Still Got Going For It

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Our private little way of counting distance, temperature and weight.

A Madea Cinematic Universe.

December 18th, Smash Mouth LIVE at The Rose in Pasadena, California. 9pm show. Tickets still available.

We have the world ‘s largest penis and it ‘s name is Florida.

A giant ironic statue welcoming immigrants.

Pumpkin-flavored condoms.

We haven ‘t yet incorporated Flamin ‘ Hot Cheetos into a fast food item.

Three ‘The Purge ‘ movies and counting.

Chili ‘s 2 for 1 happy hour.

A vape store on every block.

A presidential election in four years, a midterm election in two years, and gubernatorial elections in New Jersey and Virginia in one year.

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