11 Things America’s Still Got Going For It

Our private little way of counting distance, temperature and weight.

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A Madea Cinematic Universe.

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December 18th, Smash Mouth LIVE at The Rose in Pasadena, California. 9pm show. Tickets still available.

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We have the world ‘s largest penis and it ‘s name is Florida.

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A giant ironic statue welcoming immigrants.

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Pumpkin-flavored condoms.

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We haven ‘t yet incorporated Flamin ‘ Hot Cheetos into a fast food item.

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Three ‘The Purge ‘ movies and counting.

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Chili ‘s 2 for 1 happy hour.

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A vape store on every block.

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A presidential election in four years, a midterm election in two years, and gubernatorial elections in New Jersey and Virginia in one year.

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