By: Clara Morris
Leaked! Mike Pence’s Emails Are Hundreds of Bounced Back Messages To Jesus
Despite Mike Pence admonishing Hillary Clinton for not releasing private emails, the Vice-President elect seems to be hiding some emails of his own. On Monday, Pence ‘s lawyers argued that the state of Indiana can ‘t force him to release emails from his time as governor. Our team of expert hackers got their hands on those emails. Check them out below!
From: MikePence@indiana.gov
To: Jesus.com
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: Seeking counsel
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*This was not sent because sender is not recognized*
Dear Jesus,
I get so conflicted sometimes. My wife is nice and acts like a person all the time. But, intellectually, I know that women aren ‘t people. Weird, right?Amen,
Pence
From: MikePence@indiana.gov
To: JesusHChrist.com
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: Hiya Buddy
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*This was not sent because sender is not recognized*
Hey Jesus,
Do you like my haircut? I keep it short for you.Amen,
Pence
From: MikePence@indiana.gov
To: Jesus pronounced with an American J
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: Visit?
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Jesus,
I ‘m trying to force women to have funerals for abortions and miscarriages so you have more opportunities to visit.Like, I know you ‘re not gonna just appear at a regular old person ‘s funeral. But a tiny fetus funeral? That ‘s pretty special right?
Amen,
Pence
From: MikePence@indiana.gov
To: Jesus.Christ.Electronic.Mail
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: FWD: OPEN IMMEDIATELY
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Once You Open This Email You Have Unlocked The Curse!!
Forward this to 7 Friends or You ‘ll have Bad luck for 7 Years!!!!!!!didn ‘t have 7 friends, but figure you count as like 100 friends
Amen,
Pence
From: MikePence@indiana.gov
To: Jesus@Heaven
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: lookin ‘ good!
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Hey J,
Just wanted to send a quick note to say you look so fit with your shirt off in those church painting. Congrats!Amen,
Pence
From: MikePence@indiana.gov
To: God, Can You Pass This Along To Jesus?
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: Hilarious
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LOL Women suck!!
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Amen,
Pence
From: MikePence@indiana.gov
To: Jesus ‘ email
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: hey
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U up?
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