10 Ways Donald Trump Might Leave His Business
President-elect Donald Trump announced he will hold a news conference with his children on December 15th to explain how he will be “leaving ‘ his business to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest while in office. He hasn ‘t given any details yet, but we have some theories.
By cheating on it with a younger, hotter business.
He ‘ll look in the mirror and say, “You ‘re Fired. ‘
Via 4 a.m. tweet.
By ascending up an escalator.
He ‘ll go out to buy milk and never come back.
The same way he ran them: by going bankrupt.
He ‘ll fake his death and let his “twin brother ‘ take over.
By building a wall around it.
He won ‘t.