By: Pitch

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10 Ways Donald Trump Might Leave His Business

President-elect Donald Trump announced he will hold a news conference with his children on December 15th to explain how he will be “leaving ‘ his business to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest while in office. He hasn ‘t given any details yet, but we have some theories.

By cheating on it with a younger, hotter business.

He ‘ll look in the mirror and say, “You ‘re Fired. ‘

Via 4 a.m. tweet.

By ascending up an escalator.

He ‘ll go out to buy milk and never come back.


The same way he ran them: by going bankrupt.

He ‘ll fake his death and let his “twin brother ‘ take over.

By building a wall around it.

He won ‘t.

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