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11 Things Your Dog Can Do Better Than You

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Sure, dogs can count and understand more than 150 words, but so can all of us! But let ‘s give credit where credit ‘s due, dogs can do some stuff better than we can. Here ‘s some stuff that dogs have on lock.

Attain a sizable Instagram following

Get food for free by looking sad

Dunk a basketball (assuming your dog is Air Bud)

Poop in front of other people while on a leash

Be represented positively in Disney movies

Get people excited about skateboarding

Be a good boy

Get more YouTube hits by playing with a carrot

Make penis look like lipstick

Lick peanut butter off of your crotch

Love people

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