10 Things I Wish My Uber Driver Hadn’t Confessed To Me

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‘I use this instead of Tinder. ‘

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‘Normally, I drive a boat. ‘

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‘I ‘m doing your surgery tomorrow. ‘

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‘I had to leave my home country because I ‘m a known serial killer there. ‘

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‘In a way, this car runs on souls more than it runs on gasoline. ‘

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‘You get a different unique kind of high if you put cocaine in your eyes. ‘

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‘Haven ‘t slept in a day, haven ‘t showered in three. ‘

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‘Not even 10 minutes ago, I was a passenger in this very car. ‘

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‘Most people drive a car with their hands. I use someone else ‘s. ‘

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‘I can only cum if I ‘m driving. ‘