By: Pitch
9 Weirdest Reveals From Your Family’s Holiday Letter
Dad ‘s centerfold spread
Cousin Caitlin dropped out of school to start an organic yogurt farm
Aunt Kathy ‘s Top Ten Tips for How to Please Your Man for Under the Table
Grandpa wasn ‘t actually sent to live on a farm for grandpas
The dog got two paragraphs
Clarissa has become a knitter in jail
Little Jimmy is working hard on his autoerotic asphyxiation science fair project
You weren ‘t homeschooled, apparently you were kidnapped
MOM ‘S IN JAIL AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO DO ANYTHING EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
