Some of us get taught how to drive by a reluctant parent. Some of us pay a disinterested stranger with a weird-smelling car. If you’re Malia Obama, the only people trained to teach you how to drive are those in the Secret Service.
I’m not suggesting that you don’t go out and vote, that’s not what I’m saying here… Unless you hate politics, in which case, that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying. Either way, if Obama invites me to one more fake dinner party I’m going to drive into oncoming traffic.
Jean Dujardin brings his own brand of cigarettes to America. They’re cool and sophisticated, just like the adults who smoke them. Funny Or Die congratulates Jean on his Academy Award win for Best Actor! F ‘licitations!