Featuring Sarah Smallwood Parsons and Colin O'Brien. Directed by Alec Cohen. Sound by Joshua Stenseth. http://www.sarahsmallwoodparsons.com/fucking
Jared Kushner may have an impossible amount of responsibilities in his role as senior adviser to the president, but that doesn’t mean he can’t find the time to give his wife Ivanka Trump a pedicure.
What’s she thinking?
Well, it’s official … Hollywood is out of ideas. Between the sequels, 80s remakes, board game adaptations, and Snow White reimaginings, it feels like we’ve seen it all before. So what’s next from the Hollywood dream factory? Perhaps another wedding comedy featuring a zany bridal party? Or a found footage horror film that clearly wasn’t found? Here are five movies we can probably expect to see in the near future:
Mallory thinks she went home with a Gladiator…she’s dead wrong.
If you want a slow-cooked meal without an ordeal, use the Crock Pocket!
