By: Pitch
7 Movie Sequels We Don’t Need










By: Pitch
A man marooned on an island yearns for comfort.
Even at weddings with line dances, country wedding DJ’s get a little crazy at night.
Today I’m beginning my goal of fake-reading an imaginary book each month. Being well-read is important and it behooves all of us to read the classics and be aware of important new works being produced by contemporary authors. However, c’mon. I ain’t got the time. So each month, I’m going to invent a novel and then review it. Won’t you join me on this non-journey or faux-learning?
Jay (Nicol Paone) is so heartbroken over an ex that she fakes a suicide attempt. She then spends the day with her sympathetic friends who offer condolences in the form of food, tears, and porn. Official Selection of the Tribeca Film Festival, Santa Cruz Film Festival, New Zealand’s Out Takes Film Festival, New York’s Newfest and Toronto’s Inside Out Festival.
The guy is a true artist.
But why does it have a French accent