By: Chandler L. Garber

| | |

Tracklist From The 2016 White House Christmas Album

The spectacular 2016 White House Christmas Album is finally here, featuring all of your politicized holiday favorites! Get yours now, or at least before January 20th when they ‘ll inevitably be purged into a giant bonfire! Here ‘s a preview of some of our hottest Obama-approved tracks:

Barackin ‘ Around the Christmas Tree


Silent Alt-Right


You ‘re a Mean One, Mr. Gingrich


Have a Hilly Jilly Christmas


Rudolph the Red-Nosed Republican


We Wish You a Kerry Christmas


Vladimir is Comin ‘ to Town


Do They Know Reince Priebus?


Come All Ye Liberal


Bernie, It ‘s Cold Outside


Conway in a Manger


Frack! The Harold Hamm Sings


Left Christmas


Grandma Got Run Over By A Social Security Cut


We Need a Little Clinton


I Saw Melania Kissing Santa Claus


It ‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christie


And many more hits!

All for just one low payment of $19.99 / ?1,199.99 rubles / one midterm vote! Order now!

Similar Posts