By: Chandler L. Garber

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Tracklist From The 2016 White House Christmas Album

The spectacular 2016 White House Christmas Album is finally here, featuring all of your politicized holiday favorites! Get yours now, or at least before January 20th when they ‘ll inevitably be purged into a giant bonfire! Here ‘s a preview of some of our hottest Obama-approved tracks:

Barackin ‘ Around the Christmas Tree

Silent Alt-Right

You ‘re a Mean One, Mr. Gingrich

Have a Hilly Jilly Christmas

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Republican

We Wish You a Kerry Christmas

Vladimir is Comin ‘ to Town

Do They Know Reince Priebus?

Come All Ye Liberal

Bernie, It ‘s Cold Outside

Conway in a Manger

Frack! The Harold Hamm Sings

Left Christmas

Grandma Got Run Over By A Social Security Cut

We Need a Little Clinton

I Saw Melania Kissing Santa Claus

It ‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christie

And many more hits!

All for just one low payment of $19.99 / ?1,199.99 rubles / one midterm vote! Order now!

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