By: Chandler L. Garber
The spectacular 2016 White House Christmas Album is finally here, featuring all of your politicized holiday favorites! Get yours now, or at least before January 20th when they ‘ll inevitably be purged into a giant bonfire! Here ‘s a preview of some of our hottest Obama-approved tracks:
Barackin ‘ Around the Christmas Tree
You ‘re a Mean One, Mr. Gingrich
Have a Hilly Jilly Christmas
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Republican
We Wish You a Kerry Christmas
Vladimir is Comin ‘ to Town
Do They Know Reince Priebus?
Come All Ye Liberal
Bernie, It ‘s Cold Outside
Conway in a Manger
Frack! The Harold Hamm Sings
Grandma Got Run Over By A Social Security Cut
We Need a Little Clinton
I Saw Melania Kissing Santa Claus
It ‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christie
And many more hits!
All for just one low payment of $19.99 / ?1,199.99 rubles / one midterm vote! Order now!