11 Unmistakable Signs That Mommy And Santa Are Having An Affair

Lately, you ‘ve been running out of milk

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Santa responds to your letters but only to ask if your mom ‘s home

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Dad only says ‘Happy Holidays ‘

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Santa keeps picking you up from soccer practice

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Lots of white, curly hair in the shower drain

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Santa says you can call him Father Christmas

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Her bed springs jingle instead of squeak

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Mrs. Claus confronts her in the grocery store

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Reindeer parked on a side street

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Sheet draped over the menorah

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On the 13th day of Christmas she filed for divorce