By: Pitch
11 Unmistakable Signs That Mommy And Santa Are Having An Affair
Lately, you ‘ve been running out of milk
Santa responds to your letters but only to ask if your mom ‘s home
Dad only says ‘Happy Holidays ‘
Santa keeps picking you up from soccer practice
Lots of white, curly hair in the shower drain
Santa says you can call him Father Christmas
Her bed springs jingle instead of squeak
Mrs. Claus confronts her in the grocery store
Reindeer parked on a side street
Sheet draped over the menorah
On the 13th day of Christmas she filed for divorce
