By: Pitch

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11 Unmistakable Signs That Mommy And Santa Are Having An Affair

Lately, you ‘ve been running out of milk

Santa responds to your letters but only to ask if your mom ‘s home

Dad only says ‘Happy Holidays ‘

Santa keeps picking you up from soccer practice

Lots of white, curly hair in the shower drain

Santa says you can call him Father Christmas

Her bed springs jingle instead of squeak

Mrs. Claus confronts her in the grocery store

Reindeer parked on a side street

Sheet draped over the menorah

On the 13th day of Christmas she filed for divorce

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