By: Pitch
9 Last Minute Christmas Gifts

Opened box of sandwich bags
Homemade one-way ticket to ‘Poundtown ‘
Homemade room-where-you-can-just-smash-things
Ornament from the back side of the tree
Tickets to that musical, ‘Hamtown ‘
Friend ‘s parents ‘ HBO GO account info
Deeply discounted 2016 calendars
Leftover deviled eggs from the office party
Door to your kid ‘s bedroom
Pile of dirty leaves