11 Completely True Things They Don’t Want You To Know About The Human Body
- Your skull is just full of hair waiting to grow. Brains are a lie.
- With proper stimulation women also orgasm.
- It takes more muscles to smile than it takes to be forced to go see your friend ‘s band play in Brooklyn and act like you ‘re having fun.
- If you took out your intestine and stretched it from end to end, it would be really gross.
- Drinking gasolines isn ‘t as hard on your digestive tract as you might think.
- White men can jump.
- Kidneys are just the children of adult knees.
- Not everybody poops; only disgusting sickos poop.
- We ‘re all made from the same space dust maaaan.
- Your blood tastes like rust because we are all robots.
- You can tell how old someone is by counting the rings in their butthole.