By: Jason Flowers
This week ‘s tweets have set some lofty goals, but are finally ready to follow-thru.
The next year is just gonna be alternating incidents of racial violence and everyone online taking turns going “see??”
‘ extremely online guy (@nickmullen) January 6, 2017
i imagine my dog spends a lot of time thinking about how tall i am and how great it is to have a giant as a best friend who can reach treats
‘ audrey honeydrone (@SINGING_GHOSTS) December 14, 2016
Corn gets away with being so lazy. It’s like 90% cob. We’d never accept that kind of inefficiency from potatoes.
‘ Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) January 3, 2017