11 Super Hard Things Only Men Are Allowed To Complain About

Having to make all the difficult decisions about women ‘s healthcare

Too many viable role models

Not seeing your blood often enough

There ‘s only one token woman to jerk off to in every action movie

All the jars society expects you to open

Getting cast as a doctor, superhero, or lawyer, but never getting to play a stripper or a Dad

Sometimes you have a rough day and no one will tell you to smile

Needing to find where to invest the 30% extra money you have

Hot women suddenly turn ugly after they reject you

Wanting to say ‘fuck the patriarchy ‘ but you are the patriarchy

Being president