By: Pitch
12 Signs Russia Is Exercising Influence On America
- Everyone is reading Beet Soup for the Teenage Soul
- Reuben sandwiches now just come with ‘dressing ‘
- You ‘ve started referring to Russia as ‘Step-mother Russia ‘
- Rocky IV was renamed Drago and ends with an offscreen Drago victory and Rocky ‘s death
- Your deli now sells bear meat
- Instead of red, white, and blue, the American flag is now red, red, and red
- Books on The New York Times best sellers list are all at least 800 pages
- Cold potato is the new national food
- Tracksuits for everyone
- All vehicles are now equipped with dashcams
- Formerly mail-order brides are suddenly available at local retailers
- The 2016 Presidential Election of Donald J. Trump
