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By: Funny Or Die
If you’re a celebrity masseuse in Hollywood, you may or may not have had an “experience” with John Travolta. These brave massage therapists tell their harrowing stories in this BIO special “I Survived: John Travolta Massages”.
According to Tig Notaro, she hasn ‘t wet her pants in decades. Same with Wolfgang Puck.
It’s more fun to play together!
Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival is back! Starring Aziz Ansari, with very special guest star Amy Schumer, featuring Anthony Jeselnik, Ashley Barnhill, Bridget Everett, Dave Attell, Big Jay Oakerson, Jay Pharoah, Jeff Ross, John Mulaney, Jim Norton, Michael Che, Nick Kroll, Nick Thune, Nikki Glaser, Rachel Feinstein, Rory Scovel, Sebastian Maniscalco, Tim Minchin, TJ Miller, Todd Barry, and many more! TICKETS ON SALE JULY 10.
Don’t know how to swim? Follow these easy steps and you’ll be the king of the pool in no time.
A short horror film about the dangers of falling in love with a swing.