The Trump Inauguration Day Drinking Game

Donald Trump will be inaugurated as President of the United States on Friday, January 20th. Here ‘s a drinking game to play during the festivities!

Drink for 3 seconds every time:

• Trump points at the White House and goes ‘What ‘s that? ‘
• A Rockette appears to be performing under duress
• Trump ‘s hair defies the laws of physics
• A bald eagle attacks Barron Trump
• You see America quantifiably Become Great Again

Chug a beer every time:

• Trump tries to make Mexico pay for something
• Melania Trump malfunctions and sparks shoot out of her circuitry
• Donald Jr. or Eric Trump gel their hair
• Mike Pence ‘s devil horns are visible
• A Secret Service agent is wearing a suit

Finish a case of beer every time:

• A time traveler tries to stop the inauguration
• A protester turns out to be the ghost of George Washington
• A swamp gets drained
• Trump uses Hillary Clinton as a chair
• You try to rewind the live broadcast from ever happening like it ‘s all just a bad movie and not reality

Take a shot every time:

• Trump puts his hand on a Bible and it bursts into flames
• Trump waves a giant Russian flag
• Obama hits Trump in the back with a folding chair and takes back the Presidency
• Trump sells the entire country to China
• Ivanka Trump tells Donald to stop staring at her

Become an alcoholic every time:

• Trump becomes the actual President of the United States of America