By: Keaton Patti
The Trump Inauguration Day Drinking Game
Donald Trump will be inaugurated as President of the United States on Friday, January 20th. Here ‘s a drinking game to play during the festivities!
Drink for 3 seconds every time:
- Trump points at the White House and goes ‘What ‘s that? ‘
- A Rockette appears to be performing under duress
- Trump ‘s hair defies the laws of physics
- A bald eagle attacks Barron Trump
- You see America quantifiably Become Great Again
Chug a beer every time:
- Trump tries to make Mexico pay for something
- Melania Trump malfunctions and sparks shoot out of her circuitry
- Donald Jr. or Eric Trump gel their hair
- Mike Pence ‘s devil horns are visible
- A Secret Service agent is wearing a suit
Finish a case of beer every time:
- A time traveler tries to stop the inauguration
- A protester turns out to be the ghost of George Washington
- A swamp gets drained
- Trump uses Hillary Clinton as a chair
- You try to rewind the live broadcast from ever happening like it ‘s all just a bad movie and not reality
Take a shot every time:
- Trump puts his hand on a Bible and it bursts into flames
- Trump waves a giant Russian flag
- Obama hits Trump in the back with a folding chair and takes back the Presidency
- Trump sells the entire country to China
- Ivanka Trump tells Donald to stop staring at her
Become an alcoholic every time:
- Trump becomes the actual President of the United States of America
