By: Pitch

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9 Lines That Might Get You Hired But Will Definitely Get You Laid

“I ‘ll fit in whatever position ‘s available. ‘

“Hand job anyone? ‘

“My biggest weakness? I ‘m too good at fucking. ‘

“I can take on a heavy load. ‘

“I ‘m willing to bend over backward to get everything done. ‘

“I ‘m a billionaire. ‘

“I can type 60 words per minute while tying a cherry stem with my tongue. ‘

“Hello. I would like a job but I ‘d also settle for sex. ‘

“I am a woman. ‘

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