9 Lines That Might Get You Hired But Will Definitely Get You Laid
“I ‘ll fit in whatever position ‘s available. ‘
“Hand job anyone? ‘
“My biggest weakness? I ‘m too good at fucking. ‘
“I can take on a heavy load. ‘
“I ‘m willing to bend over backward to get everything done. ‘
“I ‘m a billionaire. ‘
“I can type 60 words per minute while tying a cherry stem with my tongue. ‘
“Hello. I would like a job but I ‘d also settle for sex. ‘
