By: Pitch

12 Inspiring Ways To Die Without Healthcare

Pitch, Funny Or Die January 23, 2017

Standing in the middle of Fifth Avenue and having the Presidentt shoot you
Drowning during group swim at conversion camp
On your way to Canada to become a citizen and get universal coverage
Waiting online for the healthcare website to load
Choking to death on your own ambition
Mid-coitus so that you can die as you lived: Fucked.
Dying figuratively because omg you can ‘t even
From a pre-existing condition while running up library steps to “Eye of the Tiger ‘
Crowd surfing at Trump ‘s inauguration
Working your part-time job at a billion dollar corporation
Slowly dying from a treatable disease in the ER while explaining to the nursing staff why Single Payer wouldn ‘t work in this country
On 9/11 (but this year)

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Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog – Star Wars

Best of Comedy August 26, 2009

Triumph takes on Star Wars fans. Voiced by Robert Smigel.

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Super Smush Bros

Peter Macaluso October 27, 2014

Oh, em, effin’ gee.

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High Article #10: Celebrate 4/20: Let A Great Stranger Do Your Hair

Funny Or High April 20, 2016

What a time, to be alive.

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Tom Emanski’s Lost Defensive Drill Video

Faster Human, Shawn Convery, Jacob Wilson, Nick Greenberg August 24, 2016

Good defensive play starts with solid footwork and ends with an unhealthy faith.

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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST WITH MANSPLAINING

AOK April 29, 2017

Beauty and the Beast is a tale as old as time… that has a lot of mansplaining. Not cool! Subscribe now for awesome new stuff every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! http://bit.ly/AOK_YouTube World Wide Webzzz: http://thisisaok.com Like AOK on Facebook if you’re an old person: http://bit.ly/AOK_FB Follow AOK on Twitter for short lulz: http://bit.ly/AOK_Twitter Follow AOK on Tumblr for emo lulz: http://bit.ly/AOK_Tumblr Follow AOK on Instagram for visually striking lulz: http://bit.ly/AOK_Instagram Written by Eric Moneypenny Cast: Beast – Nick Gligor Belle – Kat Purgal Coggsworth – Alex Vaughan Lumiere – Christopher Corbin Mrs. Potts – Heather Anne Campbell Animation by 1881 Animation

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How I Bribed Allison With Fruit Salad

Funny Or Die, Kroger December 11, 2019

Because making amends with people who have wronged you is what the holidays are all about. Right, Santa?

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