By: Pitch
12 Inspiring Ways To Die Without Healthcare

- Standing in the middle of Fifth Avenue and having the Presidentt shoot you
- Drowning during group swim at conversion camp
- On your way to Canada to become a citizen and get universal coverage
- Waiting online for the healthcare website to load
- Choking to death on your own ambition
- Mid-coitus so that you can die as you lived: Fucked.
- Dying figuratively because omg you can ‘t even
- From a pre-existing condition while running up library steps to “Eye of the Tiger ‘
- Crowd surfing at Trump ‘s inauguration
- Working your part-time job at a billion dollar corporation
- Slowly dying from a treatable disease in the ER while explaining to the nursing staff why Single Payer wouldn ‘t work in this country
- On 9/11 (but this year)