By: Jason Flowers
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I'm friends with some people still because I can't find the perfect gif to show them how much I hate them
‘ Captain Antagonist ? (@AnOrangeSNES) January 12, 2017
Oh boy am I depressed today even the GIF my psychiatrist made of me coming out of a butthole isn't cheering me up SOS
‘ Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) July 6, 2016
Dr: I've never seen anything like this
Nurse: Is it viral?
Dr: [not looking up from gif of skateboarding penguin] Reschedule that bypass
‘ Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) January 7, 2016
12:01: I say teens are rude
12:02: The teens make a gif about me
12:03: I get a text from my boss – “you're fired for being a gif”
‘ beloved comedy institution ‘the pixelated boat ‘ (@pixelatedboat) February 20, 2016
PRIEST: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
ME: hold on im finding the right gif
‘ skateboarding ‘s ANthony Hawk (@hippieswordfish) June 5, 2016
I invented a dance style called 'The Gif' where I do the same 7 seconds of choppy moves over and over again in a loop
‘ Online Participant (@SortaBad) August 22, 2016
Personally, I pronounce gif as “OH MY GOD THAT JPEG IS HAUNTED”
‘ Daniel Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) June 26, 2016
Nothing is closer to a real life gif reenactment than your seatmate falling asleep on you
‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 4, 2016
AT&T: 0% of your 3GB of data is used.
ME: [watches one gif]
AT&T: 100% of the additional 1GB of data was used. We've added another 1GB of da
‘ jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 28, 2016
Her: that was a funny GIF
Me: actually it ‘s pronounced GIF
Her: this is a text
Me: GIF not GIF
‘ Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) October 24, 2016
[old dude in heaven]
“Being dead sucks”
[someone shares a GIF of a candle on facebook]
“Heaven is good now. I'm glad I died”
‘ Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) December 27, 2016
I've been staring at this gif for upwards of 10 minutes and I still can't tell which of these two creatures is me. pic.twitter.com/zjSOdXpW1y
‘ Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) August 30, 2016
What scares me more than anything is the ease at which so many of you have access to every single .gif made ever.
‘ Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2016
The Olympics are great because you can train your whole life & compete in front of the world in the hopes of becoming a gif.
‘ maura quint (@behindyourback) August 9, 2016
I'm listening to Nirvana.
7yo “How did you used to dance to this?”
I play a gif of a mosh pit.
‘ kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 28, 2016
[2018, Wedding Rehearsal]
BRIDE: We wrote our own Facebook updates
GROOM: Mine is a gif
‘ Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) May 20, 2016
me, meeting people from the Internet irl: How do I do gifs?
people who thought they wanted to be friends with me: what
me: gif of raccoon
‘ spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) December 11, 2016
What Sean Spicer doesn't mention is that “16.9 million people online” also watched a GIF of a raccoon eating a burrito
‘ John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) January 23, 2017
helpful calming gif to aid with anxiety. focus on this gif and take deep breaths imagining trump is the snake pic.twitter.com/4aSQLWkbal
‘ Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) July 27, 2016
Note to my eulogist: I am a gif in the new iOS, apparently pic.twitter.com/9JOAUVmxFE
‘ Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) September 22, 2016
Suicide Squad was the longest gif I've ever seen.
‘ Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) August 6, 2016
the church should convert the bible into a hilarious 3 second gif, then maybe i'd read the fuckin thing
‘ derek (@eedrk) January 17, 2017
It doesn't matter whether you pronounce gif with a soft G or a hard G because that word should never be spoken.
‘ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 6, 2016
Is there a gif yet of vin diesel driving next to Harambe at the end of furious 7
‘ extremely online guy (@nickmullen) June 17, 2016
me watching a gif for 4 hours: this is very repetitive how much more is there
‘ josh (@ruinedpicnic) January 3, 2016
With one player getting a two game suspension for beating his wife while another player got a full season suspension for marijuana use, it seems like the NFL suspension system is unjust. But take a look at this full list of offenses and their corresponding number of game suspension to put things in context.