By: Pitch

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You Might Be A Fascist If…

You ‘re actively fighting against Indiana Jones.

You ‘re used to getting punched in the face.

You cry at the end of ‘Inglorious Bastards. ‘

When the waiter asks “May I take your order? ‘ you scream back “YES, YOU MUST TAKE ORDERS!! ‘

You consistently march, but not for women or Muslims.

You think Hitler was a pretty good artist and you ‘re not talking about his paintings.

“First They Came ‘ sounds like a to-do list.

You think you ‘re ironically being a fascist.

You refuse to attend two birthdays in one night because you ‘re a one-party guy.

You have the same facial hair as Michael Jordan.

You were murdered by Woody Guthrie ‘s guitar.

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