By: Alex Pearson

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50 Generic Names To Call This Weekend’s Football Game

There ‘s an important football game this weekend, but for regulatory reasons, it ‘s safer to avoid referring to it by its official name. Here are 50 generic options to use instead:

  1. The Big Game
  2. The Championship
  3. Sunday ‘s Showdown
  4. Football Sunday
  5. Your Pigskin Party
  6. The Gridiron Finals
  7. The Football Season Finale
  8. America ‘s Most Popular Sporting Event
  9. The Never Explicitly Specified Athletic Challenge
  10. The Super You-Know-What
  11. The You-Know-What Bowl
  12. The World ‘s Longest Football Game
  13. The Mandatory Sports Night
  14. The Strange Reason for a Party if You ‘re Not Actually from Two Specific Places
  15. Worse-Food and Less-Football Thanksgiving
  16. Heavy Appetizers With Friends Night
  17. The Momentary Distraction from the National Meltdown
  18. The Beyonc ‘s Pregnancy of Football
  19. The Arbitrary Occasion to Make Multi-Layer Dip
  20. The Event Sadly More Popular Than Voting
  21. The Ill-Advised Flu Season Communal Finger Food Event
  22. The Double-Dipper Witch Hunt
  23. The Big Tweeting About Commercials Contest
  24. Salsa Comparison Sunday
  25. Corn Chip Christmas
  26. Light Beer Hanukkah
  27. Large Serving Bowl Kwanzaa
  28. Abdominal Discomfort Monday Eve
  29. The Friend ‘s Bathroom Air Freshener Challenge
  30. The Friend ‘s Toilet Paper Preference Discovery
  31. The Uncomfortable GoDaddy Commercial this Soon after the Women ‘s March
  32. The Excessive Beer and Chips Advertising Excuse
  33. National Concussion Non-Observance Day
  34. The Darkest Day for the Pizza and Wings Place Employee
  35. The Inevitable Group Conversation About Who ‘s Using Blue Apron
  36. The Probably the Patriots vs. Somebody
  37. The Big Night the Hilarious Person Shouts “Sports! ‘ To Show They ‘re Not Invested in this Thing
  38. The Sharing the Loveseat with the Weird Guy Lottery
  39. The Big Revelation (of how anal your friend is about using coasters)
  40. The Thing That If Syrian Refugees Were Good at, We Would Never Even Consider Banning Them
  41. The Oscar Night of Football
  42. The Opposite of the Oscar Night of Football in Terms of Racial Diversity
  43. The Annual Attempt At Explaining Football Rules as Courtship
  44. The Time ESPN2 Could Get Away With Airing Hardcore Porn
  45. The Good Time to go to Walmart
  46. Workplace Hangover Awareness Night
  47. Better Pay the Babysitter Double Sunday
  48. The S-p-r B-wl
  49. The Sooper Bul
  50. The Screw it. I ‘ll Finally Go See La La Land Instead

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