By: Alex Pearson
50 Generic Names To Call This Weekend’s Football Game

There ‘s an important football game this weekend, but for regulatory reasons, it ‘s safer to avoid referring to it by its official name. Here are 50 generic options to use instead:
- The Big Game
- The Championship
- Sunday ‘s Showdown
- Football Sunday
- Your Pigskin Party
- The Gridiron Finals
- The Football Season Finale
- America ‘s Most Popular Sporting Event
- The Never Explicitly Specified Athletic Challenge
- The Super You-Know-What
- The You-Know-What Bowl
- The World ‘s Longest Football Game
- The Mandatory Sports Night
- The Strange Reason for a Party if You ‘re Not Actually from Two Specific Places
- Worse-Food and Less-Football Thanksgiving
- Heavy Appetizers With Friends Night
- The Momentary Distraction from the National Meltdown
- The Beyonc ‘s Pregnancy of Football
- The Arbitrary Occasion to Make Multi-Layer Dip
- The Event Sadly More Popular Than Voting
- The Ill-Advised Flu Season Communal Finger Food Event
- The Double-Dipper Witch Hunt
- The Big Tweeting About Commercials Contest
- Salsa Comparison Sunday
- Corn Chip Christmas
- Light Beer Hanukkah
- Large Serving Bowl Kwanzaa
- Abdominal Discomfort Monday Eve
- The Friend ‘s Bathroom Air Freshener Challenge
- The Friend ‘s Toilet Paper Preference Discovery
- The Uncomfortable GoDaddy Commercial this Soon after the Women ‘s March
- The Excessive Beer and Chips Advertising Excuse
- National Concussion Non-Observance Day
- The Darkest Day for the Pizza and Wings Place Employee
- The Inevitable Group Conversation About Who ‘s Using Blue Apron
- The Probably the Patriots vs. Somebody
- The Big Night the Hilarious Person Shouts “Sports! ‘ To Show They ‘re Not Invested in this Thing
- The Sharing the Loveseat with the Weird Guy Lottery
- The Big Revelation (of how anal your friend is about using coasters)
- The Thing That If Syrian Refugees Were Good at, We Would Never Even Consider Banning Them
- The Oscar Night of Football
- The Opposite of the Oscar Night of Football in Terms of Racial Diversity
- The Annual Attempt At Explaining Football Rules as Courtship
- The Time ESPN2 Could Get Away With Airing Hardcore Porn
- The Good Time to go to Walmart
- Workplace Hangover Awareness Night
- Better Pay the Babysitter Double Sunday
- The S-p-r B-wl
- The Sooper Bul
- The Screw it. I ‘ll Finally Go See La La Land Instead