By: Pitch
Things To Say During The Super Bowl That’ll Have Your Friends Saying “This Person Loves Sports!”
‘Hug that guy! Hug that guy until he falls! ‘
‘I am in disagreement with the ref again! ‘
‘I hate to interrupt the game, but I would like to propose marriage to sports! ‘
‘Ah, the good ol ‘ Human Puppy Bowl! ‘
‘I don ‘t care if ANY of these people are rapists! ‘
‘I hope there ‘s touchdowns. I love touchdowns! ‘
‘If my team loses I will be yelling at my wife and son! ‘
‘Sorry I ‘m late, I got caught up kicking some nerd ‘s ass! ‘
‘Lin-Manuel Miranda or the half-time show is garbage, am I right boys?! ‘
‘You know football is what they call soccer in Europe! ‘
‘Wow, no red carpet or anything. They really mean business! ‘
