By: Pitch

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Things To Say During The Super Bowl That’ll Have Your Friends Saying “This Person Loves Sports!”

‘Hug that guy! Hug that guy until he falls! ‘


‘I am in disagreement with the ref again! ‘


‘I hate to interrupt the game, but I would like to propose marriage to sports! ‘


‘Ah, the good ol ‘ Human Puppy Bowl! ‘


‘I don ‘t care if ANY of these people are rapists! ‘


‘I hope there ‘s touchdowns. I love touchdowns! ‘


‘If my team loses I will be yelling at my wife and son! ‘


‘Sorry I ‘m late, I got caught up kicking some nerd ‘s ass! ‘


‘Lin-Manuel Miranda or the half-time show is garbage, am I right boys?! ‘


‘You know football is what they call soccer in Europe! ‘


‘Wow, no red carpet or anything. They really mean business! ‘


‘Maybe if I painted my wife to look like a football I could make love to her again! ‘


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