By: Pitch

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10 Signs You’re Addicted To Technology

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You smoke three packs of iPhones a day

You call people ‘real life Sims ‘

Your iTunes is up to date

You wake up next to a different pile of wires than you remember going to bed with

Your scroll thumb is worn to the bone

The first thing you do on your iPhone 7 is google ‘iPhone 8 ‘

When you cum you call it ‘dropboxing ‘

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There ‘s a bruise on your forehead where you repeatedly drop your phone

You sucked dick in an alley for technology

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