By: Pitch

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10 Signs You’re Addicted To Technology

You smoke three packs of iPhones a day


You call people ‘real life Sims ‘


Your iTunes is up to date


You wake up next to a different pile of wires than you remember going to bed with


Your scroll thumb is worn to the bone


The first thing you do on your iPhone 7 is google ‘iPhone 8 ‘


When you cum you call it ‘dropboxing ‘


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There ‘s a bruise on your forehead where you repeatedly drop your phone


You sucked dick in an alley for technology


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