10 Signs You’re Addicted To Technology

You smoke three packs of iPhones a day

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You call people ‘real life Sims ‘

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Your iTunes is up to date

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You wake up next to a different pile of wires than you remember going to bed with

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Your scroll thumb is worn to the bone

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The first thing you do on your iPhone 7 is google ‘iPhone 8 ‘

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When you cum you call it ‘dropboxing ‘

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There ‘s a bruise on your forehead where you repeatedly drop your phone

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You sucked dick in an alley for technology

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