How To Tell If This Mansion Is Haunted

The decapitated child standing on the ceiling tells you she also saw that creepy puppet moving on its own

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If you ask ‘Are you a ghost? ‘ they legally have to tell you

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Every time you put your hand in your bowl of peeled grapes, they feel like eyeballs

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You hear weird noises in the basement where you killed all those people

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If you hear chain noises even though your chains are all chained up

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Every weekend, another group of sexually frustrated teens tries to spend the night

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THIS mansion?! This mansion burned down fifty years ago!

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It ‘s listed on Scarebnb

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You hear ‘Toccata and Fugue in D Minor ‘ because it ‘s spooky and in the public domain

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Alexa asks YOU to turn on the lights

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The doorbell plays the entirety of the ‘Monster Mash ‘

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Kill yourself in the house. Once you ‘re in the ‘ghost dimension ‘ you should be able to tell if the house is haunted

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