Fastest-Growing New Jobs In 2017

Paid protester

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Conversion camp counselor

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Alternative history teacher

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So-called judge

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Homeschool teacher

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Sean Spicer gum holder

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Protest sign comedian

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Suicide machine repairman

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Lyft Driver

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Physical therapist for people with repetitive stress due to throwing their hands in the air in abject despair

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Cuck

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