12 Ways To Make Sure Everyone Remembers You At Your High School Reunion

Marry the lunch lady

Get drunk and cry like you did at prom

Edit yourself into the ‘In Memoriam ‘ video

Email your entire class whenever you gain weight

Spike the punch bowl with your professional headshots

Bring your ‘husband ‘ which is really just a bunch of snakes tied together

Wheelie in with your penis out

Sever one of your limbs and walk around all night saying ‘Geez, I know I ‘m missing something, but what is it?? ‘

Print out your yearbook photo and wear it as a mask

Ask all your teachers if it ‘s too late to turn in that paper

Give everyone lice again

Die the day before