By: Pitch

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12 Ways To Make Sure Everyone Remembers You At Your High School Reunion

Marry the lunch lady


Get drunk and cry like you did at prom


Edit yourself into the ‘In Memoriam ‘ video


Email your entire class whenever you gain weight


Spike the punch bowl with your professional headshots


Bring your ‘husband ‘ which is really just a bunch of snakes tied together


Wheelie in with your penis out


Sever one of your limbs and walk around all night saying ‘Geez, I know I ‘m missing something, but what is it?? ‘


Print out your yearbook photo and wear it as a mask


Ask all your teachers if it ‘s too late to turn in that paper


Give everyone lice again


Die the day before


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