By: Jason Flowers
These tweets may not be original, but they are guaranteed to be successful.
the way to tell if a movie is good is: would you watch a sequel where the characters search for some gold
‘ Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) April 25, 2016
Stomp the Yard, but it's my upstairs neighbors at 5AM. Sequels include Vacuum the Yard and Move Furniture Around the Yard.
‘ mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 23, 2015
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are creating sequels.
‘ maura quint (@behindyourback) June 10, 2016
boy they really rushed to market with the “how to be single” sequel huh pic.twitter.com/jGE1XCP741
‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) March 12, 2016
When sequels get subtitles, they should amend the first movie. “Gremlins: The First Batch.” “Sister Act: The First Time She’s In The Habit.”
‘ Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) August 18, 2015
would the sequel to we bought a zoo be we bought another zoo or we bought something else
‘ Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) February 27, 2017
hello sharks im asking for $10000 to do a Fifth Element sequel called the Sixth Element. whole movie is the same but theres an extra element
‘ chris (@BassoonJokes) November 22, 2016
“Hey kids, want to watch the Finding Nemo sequel?!?”
*Puts on Jiro Dreams of Sushi*
‘ @midnight (@midnight) June 17, 2016
Probably the weirdest Look Who's Talking sequel pic.twitter.com/memmKdfBJq
‘ Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) June 5, 2016
If you slipped it into the teleprompter, you could get Trump to say there's a sequel to the Bible called “2 Corinthians 2 Furious.”
‘ Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) February 19, 2017
snakes on a plane sequels:
– snakes on a plane yes, again somehow
– penguins on a pirate ship
– dogs on parole
– horses in a bad mood
‘ k e i t h (@KeetPotato) January 26, 2016
Gonna start referring to all movies in sequel terms, i.e. “Have you ever seen ‘Casablanca 1?” or “The first ‘Citizen Kane’ is the best!”
‘ Pat Cassels (@patrick_cassels) November 15, 2016
Best picture 2015: Spotlight
2019: Sunlight (sequel to Moonlight)
2020: Twilight (remake)
‘ Chris Allen (@crhisallen) February 27, 2017
I wish the Air Bud sequels were just the dog playing at more and more competitive levels of basketball.
‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 13, 2015
despite everything, i am still looking forward to the release of the sequel, “jungle 3 jungle,” which was delayed to 2038 because of trolls.
‘ wint (@dril) April 9, 2016
Movie sequel titles get so casual. “Just call it 'Jason Bourne' they'll get it.” The next one will be “The Matt Damon Karate Guy.”
‘ Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 26, 2016
All I'm saying is that Mel Gibson was never asked to direct a Suicide Squad sequel when Obama was president.
‘ Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 16, 2017
I would totally watch a joint Moana-Frozen sequel that's mostly about shave ice.
‘ Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 24, 2017
“These chips are great! But what if the next bag was ALL salt?” -how sequels get made
‘ Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 6, 2015
Movie characters visit Game of Thrones land to pay their respects to the mother of dragons herself: Daenerys Targaryen
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