By: Jason Flowers
19 Tweets About Sequels That We’re Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day

These tweets may not be original, but they are guaranteed to be successful.
the way to tell if a movie is good is: would you watch a sequel where the characters search for some gold
‘ Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) April 25, 2016
Stomp the Yard, but it's my upstairs neighbors at 5AM. Sequels include Vacuum the Yard and Move Furniture Around the Yard.
‘ mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 23, 2015
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are creating sequels.
‘ maura quint (@behindyourback) June 10, 2016
boy they really rushed to market with the “how to be single” sequel huh pic.twitter.com/jGE1XCP741
‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) March 12, 2016
When sequels get subtitles, they should amend the first movie. “Gremlins: The First Batch.” “Sister Act: The First Time She’s In The Habit.”
‘ Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) August 18, 2015
would the sequel to we bought a zoo be we bought another zoo or we bought something else
‘ Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) February 27, 2017
hello sharks im asking for $10000 to do a Fifth Element sequel called the Sixth Element. whole movie is the same but theres an extra element
‘ chris (@BassoonJokes) November 22, 2016
“Hey kids, want to watch the Finding Nemo sequel?!?”
*Puts on Jiro Dreams of Sushi*
‘ @midnight (@midnight) June 17, 2016
Probably the weirdest Look Who's Talking sequel pic.twitter.com/memmKdfBJq
‘ Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) June 5, 2016
If you slipped it into the teleprompter, you could get Trump to say there's a sequel to the Bible called “2 Corinthians 2 Furious.”
‘ Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) February 19, 2017
snakes on a plane sequels:
– snakes on a plane yes, again somehow
– penguins on a pirate ship
– dogs on parole
– horses in a bad mood‘ k e i t h (@KeetPotato) January 26, 2016
Gonna start referring to all movies in sequel terms, i.e. “Have you ever seen ‘Casablanca 1?” or “The first ‘Citizen Kane’ is the best!”
‘ Pat Cassels (@patrick_cassels) November 15, 2016
Best picture 2015: Spotlight
2016: Moonlight
2017: Streetlight
2018: Lightlight
2019: Sunlight (sequel to Moonlight)
2020: Twilight (remake)‘ Chris Allen (@crhisallen) February 27, 2017
I wish the Air Bud sequels were just the dog playing at more and more competitive levels of basketball.
‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 13, 2015
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