19 Tweets About Sequels That We’re Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day

the way to tell if a movie is good is: would you watch a sequel where the characters search for some gold

‘ Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) April 25, 2016

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Stomp the Yard, but it's my upstairs neighbors at 5AM. Sequels include Vacuum the Yard and Move Furniture Around the Yard.

‘ mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 23, 2015

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are creating sequels.

‘ maura quint (@behindyourback) June 10, 2016

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boy they really rushed to market with the “how to be single” sequel huh pic.twitter.com/jGE1XCP741

‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) March 12, 2016

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When sequels get subtitles, they should amend the first movie. “Gremlins: The First Batch.” “Sister Act: The First Time She’s In The Habit.”

‘ Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) August 18, 2015

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would the sequel to we bought a zoo be we bought another zoo or we bought something else

‘ Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) February 27, 2017

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hello sharks im asking for $10000 to do a Fifth Element sequel called the Sixth Element. whole movie is the same but theres an extra element

‘ chris (@BassoonJokes) November 22, 2016

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“Hey kids, want to watch the Finding Nemo sequel?!?”

*Puts on Jiro Dreams of Sushi*

‘ @midnight (@midnight) June 17, 2016

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Probably the weirdest Look Who's Talking sequel pic.twitter.com/memmKdfBJq

‘ Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) June 5, 2016

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If you slipped it into the teleprompter, you could get Trump to say there's a sequel to the Bible called “2 Corinthians 2 Furious.”

‘ Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) February 19, 2017

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snakes on a plane sequels:
– snakes on a plane yes, again somehow
– penguins on a pirate ship
– dogs on parole
– horses in a bad mood

‘ k e i t h (@KeetPotato) January 26, 2016

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Gonna start referring to all movies in sequel terms, i.e. “Have you ever seen ‘Casablanca 1?” or “The first ‘Citizen Kane’ is the best!”

‘ Pat Cassels (@patrick_cassels) November 15, 2016

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Best picture 2015: Spotlight
2016: Moonlight
2017: Streetlight
2018: Lightlight
2019: Sunlight (sequel to Moonlight)
2020: Twilight (remake)

‘ Chris Allen (@crhisallen) February 27, 2017

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I wish the Air Bud sequels were just the dog playing at more and more competitive levels of basketball.

‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 13, 2015

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despite everything, i am still looking forward to the release of the sequel, “jungle 3 jungle,” which was delayed to 2038 because of trolls.

‘ wint (@dril) April 9, 2016

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Movie sequel titles get so casual. “Just call it 'Jason Bourne' they'll get it.” The next one will be “The Matt Damon Karate Guy.”

‘ Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 26, 2016

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All I'm saying is that Mel Gibson was never asked to direct a Suicide Squad sequel when Obama was president.

‘ Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 16, 2017

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I would totally watch a joint Moana-Frozen sequel that's mostly about shave ice.

‘ Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 24, 2017

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“These chips are great! But what if the next bag was ALL salt?” -how sequels get made

‘ Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 6, 2015