By: Pitch
Common Cold Cures That 100% Actually Work
Swallow two discs of Norton Antivirus
Have a friend shrink themselves to the size of a bacteria, get in a proportionally miniature submarine, enter your bloodstream, and battle the virus in hand to hand combat
Eat a lemon like it ‘s an apple
Carve the infection from your body by committing Seppuku
Wait 3 to 85 days
Hang out at the ER until you feel better about how minor your illness is
CTRL+ALT+DELETE
Forward the cold to five people in the next 24 hours
Have a healthy person cough on you
Lay down and play dead until the cold loses interest in you and leaves
