Common Cold Cures That 100% Actually Work

Swallow two discs of Norton Antivirus

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Have a friend shrink themselves to the size of a bacteria, get in a proportionally miniature submarine, enter your bloodstream, and battle the virus in hand to hand combat

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Eat a lemon like it ‘s an apple

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Carve the infection from your body by committing Seppuku

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Wait 3 to 85 days

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Hang out at the ER until you feel better about how minor your illness is

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CTRL+ALT+DELETE

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Forward the cold to five people in the next 24 hours

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Have a healthy person cough on you

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Lay down and play dead until the cold loses interest in you and leaves

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