10 Ways To Fake Your Death So Your Ex Can Never Find You

Make your Facebook status ‘Dead ‘

Keep posting on social media about your ‘crazy neighbor ‘ then just move to a new city

Add yourself to the Oscars ‘In Memoriam ‘

Fill a wood chipper with all your favorite wood. They know you wouldn ‘t want to live without it

Get your name trending on Facebook and Twitter; everyone will just assume you ‘re dead at that point

Kill your twin and steal his/her identity

Put a headstone with your name on it on their lawn

Draw a chalk outline of your body on their driveway

Hide in a coffin underground

Have her mom tell her that you ‘moved to a farm upstate ‘