By: Alex Pearson
50 Other Scenes In Upcoming Disney Remakes Sparking Boycotts

News that the latest Disney remake will include a gay character has some calling for a boycott, but it ‘s just the first in a series of scenes in upcoming Disney remakes that are causing outrage.
- A flashback to the sexual encounter that created Ariel ‘s grandfather, the first mermaid
- Aladdin swipes a loaf of bread and donates it to Planned Parenthood
- The Seven Dwarfs march for same-sex polygamy
- Mulan chooses a public restroom
- Rafiki supports fracking
- The Mad Hatter ‘s condition was caused by vaccines
- Lady and the Tramp experiment with light noodle bondage
- Lightning McQueen deflates his tires during the national anthem
- Andy ‘s Potato Heads decide to drop the ‘Mr. ‘ and ‘Mrs. ‘ as they discover how fluid gender is, especially for them
- Sadness from Inside Out embraces Dianetics
- Sleeping Beauty and Prince Charming have a frank discussion about consent
- Hercules uses HGH
- Doc the Dwarf provides abortions
- Tiger Lily is an activist against the Never Land Pipeline
- Monsters Inc. relocates to a Caribbean tax haven
- The Sheriff of Nottingham waterboards
- Frozone ‘s super suit is made in China
- The star Geppetto wishes upon for a little boy does not report his suspicions about the old man
- Bucky and Pronk visit the Zootopia adoption agency
- Prince Charming invites his live-in massage therapist, Brent, to tag along on the Honeymoon
- Scar gets corrective cosmetic surgery
- Russians hack into WALL-E
- Elsa reminisces about her wild years at Smith
- At least 33 of those Dalmatians came from puppy mills
- Mowgli and Baloo sing their new song ‘Vegan and Loving It ‘
- Monsters University drops a noted conservative monster scholar as commencement speaker after student protests
- Mr. Toad glorifies texting and driving
- Quasimodo refuses treatment for religious reasons
- The Aristocats refuse to release their tax returns
- Pocahontas ‘s father founds the American anti-immigration movement
- Captain Hook does not have access to handicap parking
- The Witch Doctor in The Princess and the Frog is from PETA
- Thumper actually supports the NRA
- Zazu previously worked for Goldman Sachs
- Tigger drops a ‘g ‘ because it ‘s just uncomfortable
- Brother Bear is now about an Inuit boy who is transformed into a large gay black man
- The Fox and the Hound get married
- Willie is replaced by automated steamboat technology
- The Sword in the Stone now requires a concealed weapon permit
- The Emperor ‘s New Groove features full frontal nudity
- The sad montage in Up now clearly includes the old woman using medical marijuana
- Everything in Song of the South
- Dory ‘s condition is a direct consequence of Deepwater Horizon
- The Seven Dwarfs blame their condition on the nuclear plant next door
- Jafar now explicitly works for ISIS
- Stitch is designed from embryonic stem cells
- The Incredibles often assist Border Patrol
- Timon and Pumba go antiquing
- King Louie is straight
- A Bug ‘s Life begins at conception