By: Pitch

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Romance Tips From A Leprechaun

‘Go up on them. ‘

‘During foreplay spell out ROYGBIV with your tongue. ‘

‘Tell them you were on ‘Game of Thrones. ‘ ‘

‘Turn them on by saying ‘It ain ‘t no sham, you rock my world. ‘ ‘

‘The clit ‘s at the top o ‘ the pussy to ya. ‘

‘Calm down and be yourself. It ‘s not like they ‘re after your Lucky Charms. ‘

‘If she ‘s cold, offer her your tiny green jacket. ‘

‘Make sure they ‘re not in it for the gold. ‘

‘It ‘s 2017, taste the rainbow! ‘

‘Bitches. Love. Riddles. ‘

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