By: Pitch

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Ways To Appear To Be a Good Dancer

Do everything in slow motion

Dance with someone worse

Walk around with a trophy that says ‘#1 Dancer ‘

Find a really small earthquake and stand there

Think of every tile floor as a ‘Dance Dance Revolution ‘ game

Wear the skin of a famous dancer

Give everyone Molly

Sit with one leg extended straight out, resting on a chair, toes pointed, wearing sweatpants, and tell people you are sore from all that dancing

When in doubt, pinky out

Do not be white

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