By: Pitch

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Ways To Appear To Be a Good Dancer

Do everything in slow motion


Dance with someone worse


Walk around with a trophy that says ‘#1 Dancer ‘


Find a really small earthquake and stand there


Think of every tile floor as a ‘Dance Dance Revolution ‘ game


Wear the skin of a famous dancer


Give everyone Molly


Sit with one leg extended straight out, resting on a chair, toes pointed, wearing sweatpants, and tell people you are sore from all that dancing


When in doubt, pinky out


Do not be white


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