By: Pitch
Ways To Appear To Be a Good Dancer
Do everything in slow motion
Dance with someone worse
Walk around with a trophy that says ‘#1 Dancer ‘
Find a really small earthquake and stand there
Think of every tile floor as a ‘Dance Dance Revolution ‘ game
Wear the skin of a famous dancer
Give everyone Molly
Sit with one leg extended straight out, resting on a chair, toes pointed, wearing sweatpants, and tell people you are sore from all that dancing
When in doubt, pinky out
Do not be white
