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Ways To Sound Cool To The 911 Operator

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Eartha Kitt and Harold Pinter Go On Date In Heaven
Some things are worse than death, like buffering.
Mike Tyson is now 50, leaving us only to ponder the crushing inevitability of time.
Because it kind of seems like you are.
What if a football player gets traded, but he has a dog? Some dogs don’t like to fly on planes. Football trades should not be allowed.