Funny Or Die’s Drunk Writing Day 2017

DRUNK DAY 2017

THE DRUNK PITCH MEETING

Writers arrived at the LA office at 9am to drink.

10am: we scheduled a drunk pitch meeting.

UPDATE: The pitch meeting began at 11:16am. Here are the pitches from that meeting:

• St. Patrick ‘s Day Pitches
• Each person gets a $25 Gift card, who got the best stuff – one thing has to be green- snapstory, 10 minutes
• judges?
• 3 Similar Lego sets, building competition
• Walking Dead ssn 2 recap
• JB ‘s Tinder Takeover, Kelly
• DD: Screenshots, article
• Funny or Die Log Ride
• Map of the track, topography
• Leprechaun AMA w/ Kelly
• Target: Leprechaun
• FB Live Helps ZP with his crossword puzzle
• BW: This man will act like he cares about your bracket picks
• ZP: Vape Talk, people heavily smoking vapes talking about the NCAA tournament
• Vapes at Target
• KH: ASMR Vapes (non ST. Patricks Day)
• ZP: Doubles Tennis with the cutout of Trump
• Use cutout as it progressively gets beat up
• Drunk Photoshop Live

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Update 12:53pm PT:

• Dashiell has been trying to watch one episode of The Walking Dead for 2 hours.
• Kelly (drunk) has full control of Josh ‘s Tinder profile. She just started a Tinder conversation with ‘You are a nature goddess ‘ as Josh.
• Alex G just spent over $200 on LEGOs.
• Dashiell ‘s been catching things people throw at him all day. He asked that we mention that.

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Update 1:16pm:

• Dashiell asked Daniel (sober) what he ‘s doing later. Daniel responded, ‘I don ‘t want to talk to you, drunk asshole. ‘ Dashiell says that this confirms his suspicions that a drunk writing day in the office was a bad idea.

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Update 1:24pm:

• Ben is writing up a list of ‘Types of Cool Guys Ranked ‘ (guy can be women)

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Update 1:41pm:

• Ben just wrote the first drunk article: Coolest Guys Out There, Ranked

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Update 1:50pm:

• Dashiell has officially bailed on recapping a season 2 episode of The Walking Dead.
• We ‘re about to post a FB live of the writers drunkenly competing to build LEGO sets the fastest.

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Update 2:21pm:

• We went live with: Which DRUNK Employee Can Put Together A Lego Set The Fastest (https://www.facebook.com/funnyordie/videos/10155092839163851/)

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Update 4:45pm:

• Went live with: We ‘re Drunk, We ‘re Vaping, We ‘re Talking Brackets! (https://www.facebook.com/funnyordie/videos/10155093231228851/)

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Update 5:51pm:

We just went to Target to see who could get the best thing for $25. Jocelyn recreated the last scene from Beauty and the Beast using stickers and diapers.

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Update 6:08pm:

• Josh just published an account of Kelly ‘s takeover of his Tinder account. (http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/3fb00b7f13/i-let-a-drunk-person-take-over-my-tinder)

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