By: Josh Brown
I asked Kelly to get drunk and take over my Tinder account. Here are some of her top-notch conversation-starters:
With Julie Taymor getting the boot from “Spiderman: Turn off the Dark,” this super-cool musical needs a super-cool director. We swear nobody will die.
What follows are the most common manners of Elf Demise (not including the elf hate-crimes that so frequently occur in rural areas).
John McEnroe gives a private tennis lesson to an old friend’s obnoxious and bizarre son.
When Nona from Italy offers to cook you a meal, you ‘d best just eat it.
Catra helps Jeff get up the courage to tell Sally from reception how he feels about her. But are Catra ‘s intentions pure? Original character design of Catra by Filmation. This is a work of parody/fanfiction and we don ‘t claim to own anything designed by Filmation. Links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rocketadrift Website: http://www.rocketadrift.com Twitter: @RocketAdrift
Fair weather over all of Hollywood today, except for one spot. Looks like rain.