9 Ways To Get Your Noisy Neighbors To Shut The Hell Up
Kiss them on the mouth after being friends for years
Start a Wimbledon, you have to be very quiet during a Wimbledon
Enter their house in an outfit so crazy, it makes the record scratch
Be married to them for 30 years until you have nothing else to say to each other
Stomp around on your own ceiling in retaliation
Get them to give you their voices in exchange for legs (This only works if your neighbors are mermaids)
Turn your apartment complex into an accredited mime university
Hide sleeping babies all over their home
Ask them for positive feedback on your screenplay
