By: Pitch

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11 Networking Tips For Fun And Success

Combine your LinkedIn and Tinder


Create a trading card game centered around business cards


Only talk about ‘Impractical Jokers ‘


Have a slippery handshake


Add a drop of coffee to your morning Jameson


Tell everyone you are dying soon


Say ‘I actually run a business you may have heard of, ‘ and when they ask what it is, make a loud, sustained fart noise


Post nothing but dank memes on your LinkedIn feed


Make your business card out of a gigantic tab of LSD


Every time the person you are engaging takes a sip, chug your whole drink


Always refer to networking as ‘the N word ‘


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