11 Networking Tips For Fun And Success

Combine your LinkedIn and Tinder

Create a trading card game centered around business cards

Only talk about ‘Impractical Jokers ‘

Have a slippery handshake

Add a drop of coffee to your morning Jameson

Tell everyone you are dying soon

Say ‘I actually run a business you may have heard of, ‘ and when they ask what it is, make a loud, sustained fart noise

Post nothing but dank memes on your LinkedIn feed

Make your business card out of a gigantic tab of LSD

Every time the person you are engaging takes a sip, chug your whole drink

Always refer to networking as ‘the N word ‘